So I did crazy things at home like over-decorating the kitchen, making big asses meals for myself, and stalk people on Facebook.
Like how my guy-friends stalk girls on FB, I am also doing it just to find out how old friends are doing.
First up, of course the past boyfriends and lovers! Glad everyone was doing well with gorgeous girlfriends and a future they have always wanted. I mean not all of them, but all those who matter. I'm mega happy for them and its good to know that these once-close-friends are moving on well.
Well, there are also boys who I used to like but never got a chance to date them, cos you know, THEY REJECTED ME. Or maybe just didn't like me enough to brave the rules. I mean, I got over it and have moved on with my life for almost a decade. Until I found out what his girlfriend looked like.
WHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHEFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
Yes I used the F* word because im so pissed imma strangle him and knock his brains out to see what is his definition of attraction. Fine, I'm being cruel you say? If you see me in person, I'm gonna show it to you.
And so, here is the second couple I know of which the man is drop-dead gorgeous but the other half looks like an orang utan. No joke.
Love, is really blind.
*PS: You cannot compare the attraction between the youthly infatuation, with couples who grow old and fat together over the years. They are two different matters. Fine, imagine Brad Pitt kissing passionately with the orangutan, you'll see what I mean.
Like how my guy-friends stalk girls on FB, I am also doing it just to find out how old friends are doing.
First up, of course the past boyfriends and lovers! Glad everyone was doing well with gorgeous girlfriends and a future they have always wanted. I mean not all of them, but all those who matter. I'm mega happy for them and its good to know that these once-close-friends are moving on well.
Well, there are also boys who I used to like but never got a chance to date them, cos you know, THEY REJECTED ME. Or maybe just didn't like me enough to brave the rules. I mean, I got over it and have moved on with my life for almost a decade. Until I found out what his girlfriend looked like.
She looks like this:
Less hairier, but yes. Like that.
WHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHEFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
Yes I used the F* word because im so pissed imma strangle him and knock his brains out to see what is his definition of attraction. Fine, I'm being cruel you say? If you see me in person, I'm gonna show it to you.
And so, here is the second couple I know of which the man is drop-dead gorgeous but the other half looks like an orang utan. No joke.
Love, is really blind.
*PS: You cannot compare the attraction between the youthly infatuation, with couples who grow old and fat together over the years. They are two different matters. Fine, imagine Brad Pitt kissing passionately with the orangutan, you'll see what I mean.
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